At around 1:11 seconds into this video, Janet Jackson enters the stage, smiling, hair flowing, just enough cleavage exposed as it should be, the original golden goddess....... a vision in a gorgeous floor length white gown so long you cant see her shoes and then proceeds to walk FULL PROFILE (across what seemed like 50 feet of stage), while walking a straight line across the stage set up at an angle, so you can see every ounce of her osity in action. BITCH!
I don't know how many of you can appreciate the sheer physics of accomplishing this without falling on your face but I'll be damned if she didn't do it and therefore "peed" all over the stage in the process. I was truly gagginating at the sight! There was nothing more to do. Oh yeah and then they gave her an award where she spoke, remaining absolutely gorjoi. She cannot possibly amass another solitary "point" or compliment that hasn't been paid.
THAT nieces and nephews is the legendary walk of one Ms. Janet Damita Jo Jackson. A truly truly legendary walk and entertainer who is often imitated but NEVAH duplicated. The Royal Order of the Glamazon Council decreed that there is no further proof needed. This would also be the individual that The SashaBot 3000, Fancy Knowles stole her "pony walk" from. I truly believe she just wants to make potholes cause her walk is severe. A hard walk like that must be great on the ankles.
Video courtesy of The Daily Motion
Nieces and nephews...here is Diva Deluxe Clive Davis apparently introducing Leona Lewis to the woman she stole quite a bit of her style from, the incomparable Whitney "You Give Good Love" Houston. "Spirit" Leona Lewis' debut cd, already out in the UK, is being refashioned for US ears and set to be released on April 8th.
Whitney continues to torture us and make us wait, with no scheduled date for her upcoming release. The next 2 quarters are kind of diva heavy, when you factor in the diva's rwith records out and oming out soon. It's proably a smart move on their part.
At years end Whitney will have a captive audience. Unless Fancy Knowles (who's been awfully quiet on the recording front) decides to sneak something in. You know she can record a whole cd, videos and all in 2 weeks.
That's a firm grip Whitney got ain't it?
I summoned all the fierce Glamazon's from all over the land to convene at The Manor over this very issue. The Glamazon Council decreed that there are indeed only a few, truly truly legendary walks in the world. You could see this person from the knee down and know EXACTLY who is it. Walks that inspire fear, lust, loathing, confidence and a whole slew of other emotions. I'd like to thank Solo Grey, the simply divine and multi-faceted Zenobia Lutrova (a legend unto herself) and the legendary Ms. Skyee Dupree for assisting in compiling this list. Over the course of the next few weeks we will unveil them along with the voting in polls on other legendary attributes. I expect vigorous participation nieces and nephews so hit up those polls in the sidebar.
I present to you (in no particular order) legendary walk #1...Naomi Campbell.
Loving this. Love the whole seamless effect the video has and when she pumps out near the end of this video I almost died! All that was missing is the almighty schwam.
I love the choreography about as much as I hate that wiggery she went with for this look.
Can't WAIT to see the tour!
Seijnsei says ....clap clap behold the legend!
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