I can't credit anyone for this because I can't find the author....

To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody:

Is this the real price?
Is this just fantasy?
Financial landslide
No escape from reality

Open your eyes
And look at your buys and see.
I'm now a poor boy
High-yielding casualty

Because I bought it high, watched it blow. Rating high, value low. Any way the
Fed goes, Doesn't really matter to me, to me....

Mama - just killed my fund
Quoted CDO's instead
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead
Mama - I had just begun
These CDO's have blown it all away
Mama - oooh
I still wanna buy
I sometimes wish I'd never left Goldman at all.

I see a little silhouette of a Fed
Bernanke! Bernanke! Can you save the whole market?
Monolines and munis - very very frightening me!

Super senior, super senior
Super senior CDO – magnifico
I'm long of subprime, nobody loves me
He's long of subprime CDO fantasy
Spare the margin call you monstrous PB!
Easy come easy go, will you let me go?

Peloton! No - we will not let you go - let him go Peloton! We will not let you
go - let him go Peloton! We will not let you go - let me go Will not let you go
- let me go (never) Never let you go - let me go Never let me go - ooo No, no,
no, no, no, no, no - Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go S&P had the devil
put aside for me for me, for me, for me


So you think you can
fund me and spit in my eye?
And then margin call me and leave me to die?
Oh PB - can't do this to me PB
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here



Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
No price really matters
No liquidity
Nothing really matters - no price really matters to me