Wouldn't this fabioux Rebecca Minkoff Yellow Suede Clutch go PERFECT with your Spring looks?

If you aren't sure what your look is going to be, scroll down for a website that can help you get those looks together!

In honor of the most fabulous poetess Maya Angelou I present one of my favorite works of hers. Readmore about her and her 80th birthday here.

The Detached

We die,
Welcoming Bluebeards to our darkening closets,
Stranglers to our outstretched necks,
Stranglers, who neither care nor
care to know that
DEATH IS INTERNAL.

We pray,
Savoring sweet the teethed lies,
Bellying the grounds before alien gods,
Gods, who neither know nor
wish to know that
HELL IS INTERNAL.

We love,
Rubbing the nakednesses with gloved hands,
Inverting our mouths in tongued kisses,
Kisses that neither touch nor
care to touch if
LOVE IS INTERNAL.

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WORK YOUR THING OUT MS. MARY!!!!!

Video: The Daily Motion

Yes nieces and nephews, perhaps I could save the world in under 4 minutes while serving face like Cindy Crawford in "Fair Game", but I'd have to do it with absolutely NO cowbell. This does look like a lot more fun.

PLYMOUTH, MI - March 26, 2008 - Do you have what it takes to be the president? Today Stardock Entertainment announced The Political Machine 2008, a new PC game that puts players in control of the 2008 presidential campaign. Play as the campaign manager for a host of candidates including Barack Obama, John McCain, Hillary Clinton, historical candidates or design one from scratch.

Players then choose their campaign battlegrounds and are off on the campaign trail to face a host of challenges including fundraising, talk show appearances, hiring spin doctors and winning endorsements. The game is won on Election Day by the player who gets the necessary electoral votes to become President.

The Political Machine 2008 is developed and published by Stardock Entertainment. The game uses a brand-new 3D engine designed to give the candidates a unique look (all candidates are presented as "bobble heads"). The 2004 edition of the game was a tremendous success. Using actual demographic data, the game accurately predicted the 2004 election months in advance. In June of 2004, Stardock's CEO and Lead Designer Brad Wardell said that The Political Machine predicted that Ohio - not Florida - would be the key state and that whoever won that state would win the Presidency.

"This is the ultimate game for political junkies and a really fun way for anyone to learn about the election process," said Wardell. "Once you put yourself in the campaign manager's shoes, you really get to see how each campaign tactic ultimately affects the outcome of the vote. The whole point is to be fun but part of that means being reasonably accurate."

Real-world scenarios are mirrored in the game. Players can choose what TV shows to be a guest on and will face tough questions from the hosts of shows like Colvert Report and the O'Malley Factor. In addition, players can choose to play out different historical scenarios as well as fantasy scenarios taking place in the future.

"Political junkies will appreciate many of the political consultants and strategies employed in the game such as the use of smear merchants, spin doctors, intimidators, cheer leaders, movie stars, etc.," continued Wardell. "Strategy gamers will appreciate the balanced game mechanics that allow players to research new campaign tactics that even novice political observers can see from the current election."

The Political Machine is both a single and a multiplayer game - players can either compete against the computer or against others online on www.politicalmachine.com. The website also provides an ideologically neutral location for users to discuss the current election.


The game will be released at retail in this upcoming June for $19.95. It requires Windows XP or Windows Vista to run. For more information about Stardock please visit www.stardock.com.

Source: Joystiq & Stardock

...and wanted to share it with you nieces and nephews.

See, I told you Fancy couldn't stay away. Leaked from her as yet untitled upcoming cd.....

You gotta give it to this girl who by all accounts should not have been as successful as she was. Her debut cd "The Dutchess" contained hot single after single and the follow up cd's of the likes of Gwen Stefani, Kelly Clarkson and others all felt her wrath as their careers and cd's gagginated, plummeting to their deaths. Only Pink managed to escape unscathed.

Head on over to Polyvore to start getting those Spring and summer looks together. While we post a lot of high end and couture garments here, SeijnSei is a firm believer in shopping around and creating a look that's uniquely you and about your osities. Savvy shoppers can do this at Fendi and D&G as well as The Salvation Army.

You are going to have to go to Prada for those shoes though.

This upcoming mysterious PS3 game, is so mysterious there's absolutely no information about it.

This video footage is intriguing....



SeijnSei says Sony keep em coming

Nieces and nephews, as soon as Uncle SeijnSei finishes laughing at this open faced tranny sandwich with extra mashed potatoes and gravy, I will compose something as to why I find this so amusing.

Right now I'm just too amused.....this truly is the gift that keeps on giving,

Indian goddess and highest paid working actress in not just Bollywood but the world Aishwarya Rai has turned down golden boy Will Smith at least 4 times with respect to working with him on a film.

The Times India printed the following:

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan has declined to co-star with Hollywood wonder boy Will Smith yet again!

Two years ago, Smith offered her a role in his comedy Hitch which Ash could not accept due to time constraints. At that time, a besotted Smith who wanted to work with the beauty queen had said in an interview, “Aishwarya has this powerful energy and doesn’t have to say anything, or do anything, she can just stand there. Anything she’s making, I’ll be there.”

Since then, Aishwarya turned down two more Will Smith projects. “That’s true,” she laughed. “I had to say no to Will for The Seven Pounds and now again for Tonight He Comes (Smith’s super-hero flick re-named John Hancock). I feel awful about it. But I’ve my priorities. Family always comes first.”

Yeah, you can do that when you are the hottest paid chick in the Bolly/Holly Wood game.

At around 1:11 seconds into this video, Janet Jackson enters the stage, smiling, hair flowing, just enough cleavage exposed as it should be, the original golden goddess....... a vision in a gorgeous floor length white gown so long you cant see her shoes and then proceeds to walk FULL PROFILE (across what seemed like 50 feet of stage), while walking a straight line across the stage set up at an angle, so you can see every ounce of her osity in action. BITCH!

I don't know how many of you can appreciate the sheer physics of accomplishing this without falling on your face but I'll be damned if she didn't do it and therefore "peed" all over the stage in the process. I was truly gagginating at the sight! There was nothing more to do. Oh yeah and then they gave her an award where she spoke, remaining absolutely gorjoi. She cannot possibly amass another solitary "point" or compliment that hasn't been paid.

THAT nieces and nephews is the legendary walk of one Ms. Janet Damita Jo Jackson. A truly truly legendary walk and entertainer who is often imitated but NEVAH duplicated. The Royal Order of the Glamazon Council decreed that there is no further proof needed. This would also be the individual that The SashaBot 3000, Fancy Knowles stole her "pony walk" from. I truly believe she just wants to make potholes cause her walk is severe. A hard walk like that must be great on the ankles.

Video courtesy of The Daily Motion

Every aspect of this picture personifies fabioux, gorjoi, the epitome of working your osity to its fullest. Video atmosphere Angel Lola Luv is sitting in this picture I missed from King Magazine. . There are no words for this chick or her curves. The shoes ..flawless....are truly gag worthy, and while she's topless its still very lady like also flawless. The korean hair...draped over those breasts.....flawless. The hat, the angle, the eyes, the pout, and the almighty pose..flawless. All in perfect almost dare I say it,........GASP....... Glamazonian harmony. Notice how she's turned her hands around in order to further emphasize said curvature.......say it with me......flawless. Where is the yellow traffic signal for dangerous curves rapidly approaching when she's out and about?

I bet she has a deadly walk to go with it. If not she can come see me about assigning her one.

Angel Lola Luv.....SeijnSei says clap clap.

Scandalabra...

First of all if you are NOT streaming Wendy Williams every day from 2-5pm EST, you are truly missing some of the best foofoola on the radio. Ms. Wendy has been lighting up the airwaves with raw uncut gossip and juice since the 90's. So much so in fact that a group of famous A listers with shame in their closets tried to force our Wendy out of NYC!

Well she's been back on with a vengeance and her new TV talker premieres in July.

Oh right so anyway BACK to the scandalabra. The NY post is running a story about one of her interns accusing Wendy's husband Kevin "Shrek" Hunter of abuse and sexual harassment. Nicole Spence, former talent booker at the Wendy Williams Experience dropped THIS bombshell. I would NEVER believe that ANY man could lay a finger on my Wendy, let alone issue an in studio beat down (reminiscent of when she caught it from Mary J. Blige), but you never know what goes on behind folks closed doors. I would however believe Kevin was threatening an intern for not wanting to sleep with her bosses HUSBAND! If you have ever seen him, he has a face only SHE could love.

Now their are rumors circulating that the end of the Wendy Williams Experience and also that her upcoming tv talkie is in jeopardy.

Read all the dish here

SeijnSei says be strong girl. We are all pulling for you.

Successful businesswomen, up and coming force to be reckoned with, femme fatales, ballers wives, classy strippers (a dichotomy I know but trust they exist) and pro ho's alike ALL NEED a shoe like this.

It's perfect for the dark blue or black pants suit. With a 4" heel, this fabioux two piece shoe features a patent leather upper and an sassy strap across the instep for a functional and stylish fit. Features a squared toe, leather linings, a leather sole and a leather covered high heel.

Well, what are you waiting for...must I do everything?

It's Britney free and clear. We loved the fact that she was such a dolt on this show.



The links from youtube will guide you through all of her parts in the show.

Rumor has it Ms. Spears is back in the studio and back on her grind. To bad she was MIA for what is agruably the best product of her career.

Maybe they can pull it together in time for one last video off of "Blackout", which didn't get the "deluxe reissue" treatment.......

Originally slated to be the Season 2 finale, this episode is also centered on the biggest flaw of the black experience, BET.

Uncle SeijnSei has you covered. I got my eye on you Ruckus.



Thanks to World Star Hip Hop for this video clip.

Sad....they can't even get this song arrested. Now its being used to terrorize people into buying Sunsilk. Bring back the blondes versus brunettes. Oh wait isn't that who Madonna truly is...at war with her roots?